Muj Ethics

This is a short course on Mujaheddin ethics for treatment of prisoners of war. The course is intended for Whom It May Concern, particularly for busy politicians on the campaign trail and for anyone who doesn’t quite understand our enemy “over there,” who is actually “over here,” too, and more and more these days. Like Sun Tzu wrote, we need to know the enemy.

The course is free, but donations are welcome.

When you’re wounded and left on Afghanistan’s plains,
And the women come out to cut up what remains,
Jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains
An’ go to your Gawd like a soldier.

Many thanks to Rudyard Kipling for the course content from “The Young British Soldier,” a poem in the collection Barrack Room Ballads.